Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roa

Humorous Wedding Speech by a shoplifter of the GroomGood afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. I would first like to thank you either for coming today and helping to make Marcus and Adrians wedding such a memorable and special occasion. Person altogethery, I wish youd all stayed at fellowship and made my job less nerve wracking. When I was asked to be in the wedding party I decided that I needed to have it away what the role entailed. I have now read several books, and all of them include a last minute checklist to guarantee a inactive wedding. So, to give you a feel for the pressure Ive been under, here atomic number 18 some of the things Ive had to remember from my checklist 1) See that all ex-girlfriends atomic number 18 unploughed at bay. Now then, Marcus discovered girls a lot earlier than I did, because while I was worrying about English exams, he was write my work, leaving him free to pursue girls to his hearts content. Put it this way - hed discovered bicycle sheds before I even knew what bikes were. But, there is no chance of beholding any of his exs tonight because I understand that they are all out celebrating, which has denied us some quality entertainment as a result. 2) Bring a credit card for the payments that the groom may have forgotten. So far, Marcus owes me 650 ($400) - which reminds me, this wedding nearly didnt go onward The hotel manager was getting concerned as he hadnt accredited the deposit. Thankfully, Marcus assured him that he... ...reach the bride and grooms home. So, if you would like to place all of the gifts that you have brought with you, (particularly the valuable ones), in the back of the green rental van, registration S653 GFR, I will in person ensure that they receive them. I promise. So thats what my role entailed. Of course, I also have the honour of proposing a toast to the bride and groom. But, before I do that, let me first say, Marcus, youve been an excellent friend to be since I met you twelve years ago and Adrian, you look stunning today and getting to know you has been a real pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, please could you now raise your glaze in a toast to the bride and groom. To Adrian and Marcus.